I am perishable, easily spoiled, and have a creamy smooth consistency.
I am sold as an industrial solvent, but can be used as an aperitif as well.
I snap back wash after wash and when you check your grocer's dairy section you can find me under "Fancy Shredded."
I have many uses and can be shoved into your pocket.
I slice, dice, and juillienne.
I am built for comfort, not for speed.
I will outlast the competition, bring home the bacon, AND fry it up in the pan.
I am the beef, and the beef is here.
I am pink, and frilly.
I am just for the taste of it.
I am a limited time offer.
I am awake.
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