Connie's World

O.K Connie,
Before you go on to "Meet the Press" we need to go over the "Talking Points"
Eyebrows are being raised due to the perceived planned invasion of Iran that appears imminent.
We need you to speak out for the "International Community"
and tell the world that Iran is a "Banker of Terror". Say this over and over, you will be the first of many to do so.
We were going to have you repeat "Broker of Terror"
in reference to Iran, but then we realized the average Joe won't be familiar with the term.

We also want you to speak for the prisoners of Guantanimo Bay.
Make sure you tell the people that you have personally spoken to the prisoners there, that they are all evil rotten people and that in reference to a personal communication, you quote them all as saying:
"If you release us, we just will go out and kill more Americans".

Connie, we also want for you to make clear that Iran is building a nuclear bomb, and that they mean to nuke us first.
Tell them that the violence that is filtered through the TV is not indicative of what the Iraqi people really are involved in. Be sure to mention how you have spoken to the people on the streets... I know, I know, you speak perfect and polished Arabic.
Just tell them that the people told you there that they are energetic and ready to fight for democracy.

We need to set the stage for advancement on Iran.

Why??

Shit bitch, ain't you been paying attention? We set the pentagon on fire and let it burn for two days, we bombed that big ole building in NY our own damn selves, then set up video to catch our paid goons smashing into it from the sky.
We manufactured weapons of mass distruction in Iraq, and let Bin Laden vacate the premises... Yes, that's him sitting to our right, it's what I been trying to tell you, now listen bitch, realize...

Sadaam was a gateway. We done bombed all the Iraqi libraries, museums, and universities first, and have effectively wiped out their culture and ancient heritage.
We have figure heads now in place with no head of state or minister of defense current or planned.
Don't you see bitch?
It's all about making that green, Money makes the world move, mama.
Now listen to your slick daddy.
The reason we been doin' all this? The reason I been sucking Afghani cock since 2003? Well, Me and Binny, we got ourselves a little plan see?
Doncha see? Iran is getting technology, it's getting some balls.
Normally we don't care about such a dick thumping little nation... but there is one small matter:
We want their oil Connie.
Yeah baby, that's right we need that slick black stuff. There is sooo much of it there.
Mmmm feels so good, doesn't it? You know you want it too baby, Damn.
Now just repeat after me:

"Iran has technology, and they are using that technology as bankers of terror to assist insurgent Iraqis and are using it to kill Americans in Iraq."

Damn, baby, that was goood. Hearing you say that on the Television is going to make me HOT!! Now get down on your knees in front of this old lizard. You know who's yo Daddy.
Tell me who is the leader of the free world? Tell me who's gonna finally show Daddy he can drill for oil.