Tuesday, February 21, 2006
About Me
- Name: Infinitesimal
- Location: Antarctica
I am perishable, easily spoiled, and have a creamy smooth consistency. I am sold as an industrial solvent, but can be used as an aperitif as well. I snap back wash after wash and when you check your grocer's dairy section you can find me under "Fancy Shredded." I have many uses and can be shoved into your pocket. I slice, dice, and juillienne. I am built for comfort, not for speed. I will outlast the competition, bring home the bacon, AND fry it up in the pan. I am the beef, and the beef is here. I am pink, and frilly. I am just for the taste of it. I am a limited time offer. I am awake.
3 Comments:
that's cruel and inhumane - and goes far beyond the bounds of human decency - now i have to walk around all day with the image of bush in a thong in my head? why don't you just shoot me instead?
praise the lord and the baptist church! would someone please, please give that man a bj (ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country - we need a true patriot to step up!)
smoochy-boochies!
Couldn't give that man a blow job even if I was conscripted.....
But I could easily place a pole up his *** so he could know what it understands to be f***d.
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