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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Holy Hookers


Priests,
Have you ever wished for a way to satisfy your carnal urges WITHOUT being called those nasty names like: "Pervert" or "Child-Molester"?
Well, now you can!! With our: Holy Hooker Service.
Holy Hookers are clean, healthy adult women. They come fully equipped with their own vaginas.
Worried about the "No Birth Control" rule? No problem!! Our Holy Hooker Service clinically sterilizes each hooker for your protection and convenience.
No more sneaking around in your vestments in confessionals and lavatories! These women are not shy, so let them show you what sex is all about.
No more lusting after young boys when these little vixens get through with you. We guarantee that after each and every encounter with our Holy Hookers, you will know what it is to truly be a man.
So why not log onto: www.holyhookers.org right now, and find out when our Holy Roller Tour Bus will be rolling into your parish?

Holy Hookers are sponsored by, and comprised of: MA'M...Mothers Against Molestation. All fees are paid for by MA'M, so no need to dig into the dwindling pile of money offerings. What have you got to lose? Your dignity? Self Respect? Already gone...so why not try our Holy Hooker Service?!? Given the alternative, we are confidant that it is in fact: what Jesus** would do.

** The preceding statement is only the opinion of the Holy Hooker Corp. Holy Hooker Service is in no way affiliated with, or endorsed by, Jesus Christ. *** www.holyhooker.org***

2 Comments:

At 23/2/06 7:38 AM, Blogger Infinitesimal said...

Too bad blogger does not allow for fancy fonts. I made this up last year and almost considered paying for the site name to keep the gag running.

Hmmmm Yahoo domin names are only a couple of bucks now, Maybe I will.

I think it is funny anyways.....

 
At 23/2/06 9:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Hookers, Batman! what a great idea... still, the problem is, many of those priests aren't looking for vaginas... I feel sorry for them, because they don't know what they're missing... I hope you get some takers on this - we certainly need to discourage priestophiles as much as possible...

maybe Monaghan will recruit some ladies of the evening for his nunnery... get thee, and all that...

btw, this gets an "A" on the Bogsian Satire Scale!

 

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