Vanille's Valentine Post
| What Your Underwear Says About You |
 You have a lucky pair of underwear. And you wear it more than you should. You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone. |
| Your Seduction Style: Au Natural |
 You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. |
| The Keys to Your Heart |
 You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. |
posted by Infinitesimal @ 2/27/2006 07:49:00 PM
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***Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover***
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
PS - don't listen to what my underwear says about me...
Well, give it up, What do it say?
Mine were freakily accurate. All three of these, it was weird.
***What Your Underwear Says About You***
You've washed your underwear so many times, you don't know what color it used to be.
You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear.
wrong and wrong... I don't keep them around that long... and I'm more prone to run around in the birthday suit at home...
all this from animal questions? I'm not into zoophilia...
***The Keys to Your Heart***
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now.
so, what were your undies answers? I'll show you mine if you show me yours... LOL
Hallo Vanille,
Here's a follow up on the use of your piece BITCH in my class.
Students laughed hysterically - they really enjoyed their nerdy English teacher reciting/performing this piece
The conversation was very interesting. We've been focused this week on examining various words (bitch, N------, Chink, beaner, etc.) and discussing whether their use is acceptable and if so, in what contexts - also talking about internalized racism and sexism, and if words that have had negative connotations can be reclaimed.
Although students enjoyed your piece and discussed how they thought it illustrated both a positive and negative portrayal of women as bitches, they utlimately decided that the word is a "low self-esteem" word and shouldn't be used, by anyone to anyone. I found this fascinating, as I interpret your piece as being a positive use of the word in many ways.
I will say - this class has been particularly difficult to capture -but the use of BITCH has made them putty in my hands.
Word. They better recognize.
BITCH is in the house!
Thanks,
Bird
Hey Bird!
I been kinda down lately, but hearing your updates has filled me with happiness. I was wanting to tell you, the way it plays out in my head, the way I hear it, is with two people...Run DMC style.
The Bitch got style
WHAT?
The Bitch got class.
WORD?
You know, sassy, snappy. I wish I could hear your class reading it. It makes me happy to hear it.
For the record, I tried to include every type of reference to "bitch" I could think of... I am not sure I scored the Homosexual man's "Bitch!" I think I forgot that one.
Thank you so much for making my day. It gives my mind to wander....thy mystery of Bird's classroom.
Absolutely - we read it that way- as though it were two people - a very sassy reading it was! We had such a blast with this.
Sorry to hear you are down. Hope you cheer up soon. It's almost spring!
it might also work with three people, i.e. Beastie Boys style...
never got an answer on the undies... damn, I will just have to imagine...
from above: "so, what were your undies answers? I'll show you mine if you show me yours... LOL"
after giving you the answers to all my quizzes, I was trying to finagle the answer to your "what underwear" question out of you... not the "lucky pair" and "comfortable in your own skin" part, but the choices that led to that conclusion... ahem, but that's ok... I was just being cheeky...
Bogs:
Blue cornflower print bikini style panties, is that the answer. What was the question?
duh....
it wasn't a question so much as an offer... yours for mine (gray briefs, btw)
thanks for sharing!
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